on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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