their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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