You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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