Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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