Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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