I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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