Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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