Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And then my night got REAL pukey
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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