on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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