thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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