I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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