Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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