in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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