Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.