how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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