I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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