your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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