Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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