He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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