Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i permit you to call me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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