just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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