She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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