My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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