I am in a vortex of obligation.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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