so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
