whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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