I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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