Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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