I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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