he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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