no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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