idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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