Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
