I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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