? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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