GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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