this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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