...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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