cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
bring money and cleavage
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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