I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
