Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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