id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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