After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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