return my video game
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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