so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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