there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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