I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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