all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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