It's like God shit irony all over that family
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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