we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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