The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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