I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just invented taco cereal.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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