Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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