Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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