Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

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(337): View more from Louisiana

summer is not the time to consider going full bush.

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(702): View more from Nevada

He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.

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(619): View more from California

I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth

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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?

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(315): View more from New York

thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.

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(207): View more from Maine

She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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(404): View more from Georgia

I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder

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