Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
My throat feels like a candle.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"