Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(708): View more from Illinois

Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms

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(734): View more from Michigan

the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.

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I'm jealous

(270): View more from Kentucky

My throat feels like a candle.

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(415): View more from California

Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help

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(901): View more from Tennessee

when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.

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(989): View more from Michigan

i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"

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