I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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